I know it’s shooting fish in a barrel, but…

While flicking through The Sun I came across the strangest, funniest, most fucked-up collectible doll ad I had ever seen:

Here are some details that take the insanity just a little further (click to enlarge):

And here’s the truly wonderful copy:

UPDATE: I’ve been sent this several times in the last day or two. It’s things real people never say about advertising or something, and it’s pretty funny.