weekend

Sacha Baron Cohen’s fantastic remix of The Next Episode:

Chalk warfare:

Pentagram’s beautiful 40th anniversary film (thanks, P):

History of hip-hop (thanks, B).

Best pen tapper in the world:

Remember this ad where a woman with no hands makes breakfast?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IH_-yXdyfQ

Well, here’s the heartwarming story of a man with no hands who can roll a blunt:

Better with a beard.

Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey (thanks, J).

Bill Murray’s drunk tour of Moonrise Kingdom (thanks, J):

How to measure the universe (thanks, P):

Get stroked in the morning (thanks, J):

Weak men pay this man to abuse them (and it’s funny):