Apparently ‘now is a good time’.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9AzodsVF-M

I literally have no idea what that means, but it’s great that some cider-guzzling tramp had a good go at explaining it to me.

If ‘now’ is a good time, what about that good time I had several years ago after one too many margaritas when I jumped into a bin in St John’s Wood High Street with my pants on my head? Why is now a better time than that?

Answers on a postcard.

UPDATE: Apparently last September was also a good time…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Udg8doqOes