Lloyd’s wank

Ah! Disabled riders, racial minorities, little girls who like milk… These are the very moments that represent Britain’s horsiest bank.

Funny, though, that it doesn’t end with something reflecting the 40,000 staff they’ve laid off since receiving a £20bn bailout in 2008. 

Or the fact that despite this, the CEO earned £11m last year.

Or the time they were fined £226m for rigging interest rates.

Or that other fine over payment protection insurance.

Perhaps a horse having its way with a member of the British public?