I Have Many Questions Regarding This. And Some Other Stuff.

Who paid for it?
Whose idea was it?
Is this where promos are heading?
Does anyone else feel a little dirty watching this?
Is that dirtiness connected with the relentless commerciality or is it to do with the crapness of Fiddy?
Is this the first instance of advert placement as opposed to product placement?
Does it matter, as promos are just ads anyway?
How many ads can one piece of film take?

Etc.

And if you have a moment, why not vote for the worst ad of the year?

This is the one that made me puke the furthest: