Memo to promise South Africa:
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Mousetrap ads have been done.
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(Thanks, R)
done to death
They may well have been done before and yes it may bug you or i, but the public love this shit, so ultimately does it really matter. I’m sure it will get a few thousand views.
The public loves all sorts of things that are so very, very wrong.
That said, yeah, we all love a Mousetrap.
Mousetrap has been done a million times before.
Ride of the Valkyries has been done a million times before.
But put them both together, and you get something totally original.
does it matter?
yes.
unless you are a massive hack.
then no.
(woof-whistle) check out the geo-politically correct demographic representation on that casting brief.
They are acknowledging the fact that they’ve been done bty pulling the rug from it by getting the dog to eat the chocolate.
Though chocolate is bad for dogs. Makes poo fire out of their hairy arses like a jet of toxic slurry. Honestly. You could make a damn good “Daisy Cutter” from it.
A Daisy Cutter is an enormous bomb containing toxic slurry, the blast from which, is said to suck out the lungs of a Taliban up to a range of a mile.
Its like the Don’t section in Vice Mag.
The twist at the end’s alright, but it’s no ‘Skittles’
Vice mag is horribly shit.
Mention it again and I’ll cut you.
Hang on. Isn’t this a piss take of mousetrap ads – the norm now in advertising?
I but no matter what the public love this shit, so ultimately there really. I am sure you will get thousands of views.