jude law, wanker
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The wonderful Channel 4 show Phoneshop advised us, ‘No man like Jude Law’.
That is so fucking true.
And while we’re on the subject of toe-curlingly awful celeb ads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_8I7NnJV4&feature=player_embedded
And, last but not best (thanks, runningaway):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODB9xXLZ2oE&feature=related
On YouTube, they’ve disabled the comments section on the Dior ad. I assume it’s because every comment was simply, “Wank.”
surely george clooney and john malcovich could knock them both off the top spot with their nespresso effort.
I recently saw a two minute version of the Nespresso ad. Painful dialogue, I mean really painful.
i don’t speak very good italian, but from what i CAN understand of the Julia Roberts one – and i MAY have this a little wrong – the three guys are discussing whether her cunt is going to be as big as her mouth, and since she’s not as hot as her body double once was, do they need a quick double espresso to give their jizz some extra fizz.
but please, like i said, i may have some of that wrong.
I’ve never been the type to wish ill on someone, but seeing Jude Law and this mockney ‘oh you’ll smell me when you’re downwind of me’ shit makes me wish that he could be forced to put on make up and a dress and then be chained to a raping post in the desert and used as a screaming human jizz-jar by the entire French Foreign Legion on the day that they’ve run out of vaseline.
But he is downwind of her so his smell won’t reach her nostrils.
Surely?
You kind of expect the big stars to make a bit of easy money sometimes, but I found it kind of depressing that Michel Gondry shot some of the Nespresso ads (not sure if he did this one though).
Jude is on a dead horse.
Because right, there’s nothing sexier than being mildly threatened by a taxi driver is there?
Fucking embarrassments the two of them.
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