a couple of things I found in a cupboard
In 2005 I spent an hour having tea with Thierry Henry. As an Arsenal supporter, I found this to be a very pleasant experience.
Pepsi were about to make an ad with Thierry and they had organised an opportunity for the creatives to ask him questions so that they could get some real insight into how best to portray him. Unfortunately, the creatives in question supported West Ham and Manchester United, so they weren’t overly keen to spend an hour with Monsieur Henry (remember, this was a time when Arsenal had gone through an entire season unbeaten, something which may not have endeared its players to the fans of of other teams. I understand how they felt; I would sooner lean my face into a chainsaw than spend an hour with John Terry or Wayne Rooney). So the word went out (I kid you not): who would like to spend an hour having tea with Thierry Henry in a five-star hotel?
Eventually, I got wind of this and generously offered my precious time to acquire the critical information. In order to make sure I didn’t miss anything important I called my friend, a producer at the agency and season ticket holder at Arsenal, and asked if he’d like to join us. Incredibly, he was quite keen.
So we all had a lovely chat and I later mused on the odd days that sometimes occur in advertising agencies.
In marked contrast is this note I once received:
I won’t say who sent it, but I will reveal that the company that worried so much about including a ‘black man’ in their ad no longer exists.
Perhaps that’s a good thing.
i will say that the telco people seem to be afraid of their customers / target market, boss, whatevs. i will further say that the existential angst they seem to express is just a projection of their own little racist mindset onto their customers. and yes, probably good they do no longer exist. idiots. btw, im just guessing. anyway.
cool picture. i would say cute but thats so unmanly.
Is that a young jimmy hill sitting with Thierry?
Tea with Thierry? You lucky bugger.
I was once working on some below-the-line stuff for a HUGE IT company and was forced into using their library of stock shots. The first visuals came back with instructions from the client “not to use any pictures with orientals in.”
Bloody arse.
Ermm, how could you say that about my chin when my broken nose is the more obviously ‘unusual’ part of my face?
Terry Henry? I thought it was Lionel Richie and some extra from Miss Saigon.
I read the title of this post and was desperately hoping for at least one of the things to be “Maddie”.
If I had Madeleine McCann in a cupboard I probably wouldn’t use this blog to reveal the fact.
(For the avoidance of doubt, I don’t have Madeleine McCann in a cupboard.)
chin up son…
I love the look of surprised delight on Thierry’s face.
I does make me wonder exactly where you’ve decided to rest your right hand though.
Still in the cellar then?!
shhhh
The Britvic man.
I worked on a pan-Eurpoean account once where the Russian client refused to run two of the executions because they featured disabled (therefore “weak”) and black (therefore “not white”) people.
Unfortunately they’re still around.
Ben, you look like Satan. I mean it.
As you say, makes a big diff whether you’re a fan of the team in question. Remember a Pringles promotion a few years back offering you a chance to win Fabien Barthez in your house.
Can imagine even some Man U fans being a bit like, ‘Err, okay, umm, un cafe au lait plus, Fabien?’
I’ve been given the chance to play footie against Wrighty in a couple of weeks, but I’ve already said I’d play in a rounders match for my mate’s birthday. Bit gutted, but rounders is kinder on the legs.
For the record as a Manchester United fan I always thought Henry was a great striker. I’d have interviewed him, hell I’d have interviewed the clogger Keown, if only to take the piss. Still rough with the smooth. Btw don’t know if you saw but if you didn’t you might like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6FCjKrJT38
You could crack walnuts on that chin-piece
Let me out of this fucking cupboard!
Not if you are going to use language like that little girl.