Oh dear. They’re starting to reach the stage in the campaign where it sounds like they’ve been written by the placement team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzowzUsq6iY

And ‘I’m not a well-decorated sea captain who battles large monsters on a nautical vessel, but thanks to Old Spice I smell like I am.’ ?

Why would you want to smell like that?

(Thanks, G.)