Where do these things come from?
No pressure!
How often do you hear that phrase? For me it’s about once a day, but three times wouldn’t be odd. As I understand it, this is now what we say when someone has been given a task which involves a lot of ‘pressure’ or high stakes dependent on its successful completion. But where the hell did it come from? I understand neologisms appear all the time (‘ideate’ is one that particularly makes me want to shoot puppies in the head), but this isn’t a new word; it’s an old pair of words that seems to combine within a couple of specific circumstances: first, it can only be used in situations where pressure is being applied, then you require the presence of someone who feels the need to defuse the addition of pressure in a jocular fashion (the expectation is that a laugh or smile will follow the delivery of the words). But why that phrase and why now? Is it anything to do with an increased prevalence in pressure, or is it simply a way to get a cheap and easy laugh, or a feeling of connection?
Caveat
To be fair, ‘caveat’ has been on the table for a while, but I’d argue its use has increased a great deal in the last ten years. For those of you who aren’t 100% sure, it means ‘a warning or proviso of specific stipulations, conditions, or limitations’. In that sense it’s a perfect label for client feedback that sounds so much more civilised than ‘warning’ or ‘demand’; it’s just a sweet little caveat, and that makes it sound like a tiny woodland mammal instead of the delivery of napalm to your most cherished idea that it actually is. No idea why it gained its new status but I don’t go a working week without hearing it at least thrice.
Narrative
Are we in a new era of storytelling? Of course not, but narratives (or stories) seem to be much more common these days. I often hear it not just in the context of a tale, but as a generally accepted version of what’s gone on, eg: ‘you can’t say that player broke his leg; it doesn’t fit the narrative’. So not just a story but an ongoing version of events that one doesn’t deviate from. I don’t remember hearing it much before a few years ago because it was pretty superfluous against the robust and usual story. But now that it has its different meaning it’s gained a new lease of life (still sounds a bit wanky, though).
Any that you’ve noticed?
‘…on the table’ is another one isn’t it? I seem to be forever debating which ideas are still ‘on the table’.
“Step change” is a good one. Totally redundant use of the word ‘step’. Really winds me up.
I think you can differentiate between ‘story’ and ‘narrative’ – you could tell more than one story with the same narrative.
I worked on a building site in the summer of 96 prior to Uni and they were using ‘no pressure’ then, so i don’t think it’s a new one…
“Due diligence”. I have recently over the last year, heard this being banded round by account people 24-fucking-7.
I think a lot of it comes from an American need to euphemize and jargonize everything. You didn’t get fired, you got ‘rightsized’.
‘Journey’
If everyone who claimed they, or their agency or the brand they’re working with are on a ‘journey’ got ‘rightsized’ then the world would be a better place…
Americans’ lack of understanding of the English language is proper fucking painful.
I’m amazed the can even say Sushi they same way as us.
Journey…
Indeed.
Fucking awful, particularly when you add ‘user’ to the front of it.
“Programmatic” is a word that seems to have popped up like fucking loom bands and I hope it disappears just as quick.
Ben, going back to your question about where these phrases actually come from, I just remembered that David Brent reckoned he came up with “same shit, different day”!
I fucking hate ‘at the end of play’. It’s not play, it’s fucking work. Play is play and work is just fucking work.
And if any cunt says ‘hey guys…’ again, as they are about to tell us that our work just got shot in the face, I may have to tear off their nearest limb and beat them to death with the soggy bit.
When I were a lad an ‘Activation’ used to be called a ‘Free gift’.
Not a phrase, but can we include US-style shoulder pats from the account cunts. This is not a Budweiser advert.