Lloyd’s wank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6eZ3WQCjhA
Ah! Disabled riders, racial minorities, little girls who like milk… These are the very moments that represent Britain’s horsiest bank.
Funny, though, that it doesn’t end with something reflecting the 40,000 staff they’ve laid off since receiving a £20bn bailout in 2008.
Or the fact that despite this, the CEO earned £11m last year.
Or the time they were fined £226m for rigging interest rates.
Or that other fine over payment protection insurance.
Perhaps a horse having its way with a member of the British public?
Okay, I’ll say it first: what a load of horseshit.
Well said, Ben
It’s very adam and eve
not in a good way
usually their stuff is very good, i don’t think this is
Wanna bet that they also employed an overpriced cost-controller who ensured that most crew people weren’t paid their full day rates (aside from key crew positions) cause ‘multi day shoot’ and ‘really touching story’…?
But that CEO sure is worth every penny..
M&C Saatchi can go and fuck themselves with their formula shit.
(http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/mc-saatchis-formula-for-success-10327657.html)
How to write a Adam and Eve ad.
Step 1.
Create a benial montage.
Step 2.
Get a recording artist to cover a song that people know. Preferably make it all hippy and shit.
That’s it.
Horses aren’t really ‘by your side’. But maybe ‘Between your legs for 250 years’ didn’t sound like such a good tag line.
Damn.
Good line.