To have it all, to have it all, to have it all, and still want more. One thing’s for sure, one thing’s for sure, one thing’s for sure, we’re all getting older. So we take a lover, so we take a lover, so we take a lover, waitin’ in the corner. And before you know it, before you know it, before you know we’re pushing up the weekend.

The wonderful diary of Alan Bennett, for 2019.

Best and worse branding of the decade.

Alan Partridge quotes on Taylor Swift pictures.

Clouds of the year (thanks, J).

Wanted: a home for three million records.