Feel the fear and do it anyway.
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A marine has asked Mila Kunis out via YouTube:
Of course the odds were long, but that soldier remembered the old maxim: you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
The vast majority of us live somewhat contracted lives because we don’t want to take little chances that might make us look a bit silly.
Well, Sergeant Scott Moore couldn’t give a shit about any of that, and now he’s going to the ball with Mila Kunis.
I bet you’ve got your own ‘Mila Kunis’ (maybe it’s Mila Kunis) and your own ‘ball’.
So what are you waiting for?
Fuck it.
I’m going to ask Dave Trott to the Chip Shop Awards.
Beware of asking girls out. It’s only a hop, skip, jump and a puke from getting married! Imagine. The same face looking balefully at you over the cornflakes for the rest of your life! Think before you go asking girls out willy nilly, fanny wanny.
Of course she fucking said yes, she bloody had to, the American public would hate her if she turned down a ‘war hero’.
Ben, will you be my date to next year’s D&AD awards?
Of course.
Are you Mila Kunis?
Here’s the guy who just asked for a millin dollars on youtube and got it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Wqp1r_F0I
There’s a great bit in the follow up ‘success’ video where he gives the viewer a few seconds to resent him.
um, dave, no. he didnt get it.
Mary. Will you please learn to capitalise.
you mean if i have the decency to follow your stupid wish. no. gfy.
Here’s an inspirational speech. Don’t be afraid to face your own personal El Guapo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKto0di3EA