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It’s another amusing Amazon review (thanks, J).

Brilliantly defaced textbooks (thanks, A).

Teddy has an operation (rather wonderful. Thanks, G):

Kaleidopope (thanks, V).

The Nicolas Cage matrix (thanks, G).

The creepiest things kids have ever said (thanks, someone I’ve forgotten).

Tonight, Leslie, I’m going to be Gary Glitter (thanks, J):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUtot09AnHI

How to play chess properly (thanks, G):

Please help me, Ja Rule (thanks, J).

Soderbergh on the state of cinema:

Stop frame atoms (thanks, M):

Film posters with the original titles of the books on which they were based (thanks, G).

And some hand-painted bootleg Ghanaian movie posters (thanks, G).