So much for your promises, they died the day you let me go. Caught up in a web of lies, but it was just too late to know the weekend.

MRI scan of a banana (thanks, A).

Supposedly Awful first lines of novels that I actually kind of like.

Amazing short (thanks, L):

The most amazing thing on Google Maps.

Robot or drug? (Thanks, J.)

Where are you, imaginary girlfriend? (Thanks, J.)

Penis firework (thanks, R):

Male novelist jokes (thanks, T).

Cassetteboy vs The News (thanks, J):

Cute animals are really fucking evil.

The most powerful photos ever (thanks, G).

Wear a creative diving bell.

The Hoff sings the Fresh Prince theme (thanks, J):

Man digitally recreates his dreams (thanks, R).

Brilliant pictures from Russian dating sites (thanks, D).

Cats in tights (thanks, J).