Please Make It Your Less Significant New Year’s Resolution To Stop Looking Like An Illiterate Cunt.

You know it makes sense.
I frequently make at least one of these errors myself, so reduced cuntitude is also a target of mine.
(Thanks, V (via Twitter).)

Your reward is the Morgan Freeman chain of command.

And ‘Nation’s Pride’, the movie within a movie from Inglourious Basterds:

(Thanks, Cinematical (via Twitter).)