A few people have sent me this but that doesn’t stop it being very, very funny.
The Santa Brand Book.
Read my blog for Christmas cheer!! 🙂 xx
When do you think is the right time to tell the kids that Satan is an anagram of Santa‚Ä¶three, four yrs?
Sorry I meant to say, when do you tell the kids that Santa is an anagram of Satan, Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? I’m favouring Eve ‘cos that way I figure they’ll get no sleep. They then should be sufficiently tired on Christmas Day and Daddy won’t get too much hassle. Result.
Merry Christmas Ben, please add one or more of your own platitudes here e.g. dont eat too many mince pies or best wishes to your family.
great plan john, just make sure you got ear plugs and the bedroom door is locked.
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