Are blackboards in porn correct? (SFW; thanks, J).
Adele has eaten about 200lbs of couch cushion in her lifetime (thanks, CD):
Brad Pitt getting run over a lot (thanks, P):
The wonderful Richard Madeley song (thanks, J):
Bill Gates jumps over a chair (thanks, P):
Why you should never speak to the police (if you’re American, but it may apply to wherever you are):
The beauty of the fairytale apocalypse (thanks, P).