My swagga is Mick Jagger. Every time I breathe on the track I asthma attack it. “Why ya so mad for it? Why ya gotta have it?” ‘Cause I slaved my whole life, now I’m the weekend.

Top movie state by state (thanks, L).

How dumb are current popular songs? (Thanks, J.)

Louis CK on racism and child molesters (thanks, G):

The palettes of great painters (thanks, J2).

Meat on Tinder (thanks, T):

Passport index (thanks, B).

Great interactive promo (thanks, M):

And the excellent old Skittles ad that might have inspired it (thanks, M):