Well, well, well.

It seems that the majority of you have eaten 1-100 crumpets.

Maybe there are some who have never had one of the delicious hole-ridden comestibles.

Look, there’s still time. All I’d say is the bog standard ones are often better than Taste The Difference or Finest or whatever. They hold the density of jam or Marmite in a more complete way.

And to the person who’s claims to have ploughed through more than 10,000: you’re either very old or a man/woman after my own heart (to be eaten on a crumpet, of course).