Polly Toynbee Is A Fuckbrained Tart

Sorry, I don’t usually do politics, but have you read the first paragraph of Polly Toynbee’s Gordon Brown assassination on the front of today’s Guardian?

“Another engine breaks away from Gordon Brown’s fuselage, and the damage done looks set to bring him crashing out of the sky. Even if he can judder on, the injury done will diminish him further. Which other engines may now break away too? Those who would bring him down say the prime minister is beyond repair. The party faces a terrible choice it can no longer avoid.”

Look, you stupid turd, you could choose any metaphor you like for this belly-flop (there’s one) of a government.

In future, try not to use one that references the most recent tragedy in international news.

Jesus Christ…