I Love Good Writing And I Love Swearing

So imagine my delight when I came across this website.

For those of you who have yet to click the link, or refuse to do so until I give you a better reason, this is ‘a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. These are the ones that succeeded.’

There are some great ones on the home page, but don’t forget to check out the archive for such gems as Barter My Whore Wife, Brokeback Beach, and Apologetic Nationals Fan.