Aside from being a self-hating black man and a predatory paedo, MJ was also a pioneer of the YouTube theft that is now so prevalent in advertising.
Back in 1981, before YouTube even existed, he checked out some dancing on YouTube and STOLE it.
And I really got my ladies version of the poll wrong. What was I thinking? Who wants to be Carly Simon right now, singing ‘You’re So Vain’ into a hairbrush while the memories of Warren Beatty blush your loins?
Three of you, that’s who.