I Quite Liked The Other One In The Piano Shop

But I don’t like this:

I don’t like the leads.
The dance is sad.
The music is shit.
I don’t buy their connection (too quick).
What sort of retard ties their shoes to someone else’s?
They’re a pair of pricks who ruin a shoe shop with their selfish, self-indulgent ways.
It just rubs me up the wrong way.
I was very nearly sick.