So much weekend shit, I’m putting it up early.

Dali on What’s My Line?:

The Empire Strikes Back the way it should have been made:

Hungover Owls.

See how much of this you can watch without crying (I managed 22 seconds).

Being hilariously rude about cute creatures (Via Hey Whipple on Twitter).

Is this a capella version of ‘Bitches Ain’t Shit’ better than the original?

Status updates of great historical events (funnier than it sounds. Thanks, M).

Scott Pilgrim vs The matrix:

The world’s best countries.

If you’re going to resign, do it like this. (Via Desmond on Twitter).

Scorsese’s fucking boring new Chanel commercial (warning: you will not get this minute back):