New M&S Christmas ad
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVx_NNiVQXw&feature=youtu.be
My enjoyment of it is hampered by the fact that I absolutely fucking hate that fuckfaced talent vacuum, Danny Minogue.
Yes, I know I’ve spelled her name wrong.
It’s because I hate her.
Fuck off Dan Minohg you bucket of kangaroos’ anuses.
I hope Santa shits down your chimney into your mouth.
With Peter Kay falling down the chimney and suffering a hangman’s fracture as his hateful dial smashes into the detritus of shit left for Dannii
I think she’s lovely.
xxx
It’s a bit of a mess. A few too many genres.
Agreed. Dannnneeeee is a twat.
Bet she takes hot dick though.
Between 36-38 secs makes it for me
My kind of woman.
Is this the new thing then, dance videos? Diesel then Ikea and even Walkers have done it (kind of) yaaaaaaawn.
If they actually release this as a charity single i’m going to release my bowels on the m&s shop floor.
@dicky
in case beyonce makes it for you, too, you could try single ladies.
now back to the ad. i hate what christmas has become. no wonder i hate most christmas ads. and whilst im hating the cliche cheese get together and hand out presents shit, i do hate that happy clappy dancing shit even more.
maybe some hot guys dancing would make me change my mind.
Seen it before! Anyone see that movie Saturday Night Fever? I mean come ON! This is blatantly a rip off. That scene where Travolta is dancing?! Anyone!??!?! Even the dance moves are the same!
I’m sorry, Peter Kay…Peter fucking Kay.
It mainly makes me want to kick Jamie Redknapp in the crotch. Alot. Every single one of these ads is better – especially number 7. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/nov/02/us-midterm-elections-2010-top-10-worst-political-ads
Anon 14 – they are all great. I think they piss all over the M & S work.
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I see Tesco have given up this year and just recycled the old ‘Hyacinth Bucket’ gag. It’s really bad. Sad when you consider the simple beauty of their ‘every little helps’ stuff.
Strap’s a bit lame and there are too many genres. And even though I hate Peter Kay, most people don’t and at least he didn’t say anything. It’s crafted well and it’ll do the job, but it doesn’t exactly set my imagination on fire. 6/10
M&S: Jamie Redknapp is completely surplus to requirements. But then he should be used to that.
Tesco: Holden’s arse looks great in those shiny leggings. The ad’s a bit on the crap side, though.
And anyway, Jamie Redknapp’s mother is a whore. Until his Dad stops managing Sp*rs, that is. Then she’ll be the lovely lady she no-doubt used to be.
Ben. Much more Danny / Dannii to get your teeth into here:
http://www.marksandspencer.com/MS-TV/b/311612031?intid=emtv_60965112001_72350467001_639821582001&&extid=em1011039a&ep_mid=76462621&ep_rid=1371505765
Peter Kay is more tangerine than Dale Winton….
I just did a big sick on my lap.
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Gawd bless M&S and all those who sail in her.
This is absolute fucking shite. I actually don’t mind the M&S ads, but this mammoth mountain of cheese fuck makes me want to kill. Sorry, that’s a tad harsh. It makes me want to beat Danni to death with Twiggy.
36 seconds almost saves it….
That danni is a right midget