Today is the motherfucking day.

When I finished this book I tried to get an agent interested.

And I decided to write a blog about that process.

It’s an interesting read in retrospect. You’ll discover that Instinct was initially called Insecticide (too long for the cover of a book of this genre, apparently) and you’ll find that one of the early posts featured the first few chapters of the book, which have since changed substantially, but will give you a rough idea of what you will definitely be buying.

And have no fear, foreign readers. It’s also on sale in Hong Kong, India, USA, Australia, SpainSouth AfricaNew Zealand, a slightly cheaper place in India and Tesco.

Please enjoy reading it as much as I’m going to enjoy drinking a lot of alcohol this evening.