I know it’s shooting fish in a barrel, but…
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While flicking through The Sun I came across the strangest, funniest, most fucked-up collectible doll ad I had ever seen:
Here are some details that take the insanity just a little further (click to enlarge):
And here’s the truly wonderful copy:
UPDATE: I’ve been sent this several times in the last day or two. It’s things real people never say about advertising or something, and it’s pretty funny.
I felt a semi coming on at “wispy red hair”, and was fully engorged by the time I got to “thick, dark lashes”.
According to the website, Little Umi also seems pretty proud of the fact that she’s “14 inches long”. (http://tinyurl.com/6y69dk9)
Fuck off you cunt.
Took me ages to write that.
Something fun and related: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/
that’s not fish in a barrel…
that’s putting on stilts and pissing on midgets.
either way, who wouldn’t want a baby monkey?
A little OT, but as the antidote to that Leo Burnett bullshit video, there’s this: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/
There’s a link to that at the bottom of this post.
Ah. Sorry. Bit slow.
I’ve always liked ‘send no money now’
It’s a masterclass in abstraction.
You do know that the people who write this stuff laugh at it too? I’ve known a few of them. They have a great old time.
Mick G, can I use your line : “Demand is expected to be great, so order NOW.” It’s a great one and really need a strong leverage for the project I’m working on NOW.
Boris, my treasure chest of powerful ad words is yours to rape.