Time is the most valuable commodity in the world. Let’s all help each other waste some.

Let’s be honest here, the only reason 99% of you read this blog is to waste a bit of time during the working day.

Of course, I am chest-puffingly proud of making a contribution to that (I dream of the day I am officially responsible for 100,000 wasted man hours), but I wonder…

Where else do you go to piss about from nine to five?

I’ll start with a few of my own crackers:

All of the previous day’s football highlights.

LA property porn.

Celebrity scuttle.

Quid pro quo, Clarice…