Rock, paper scissors for real men (thanks, K):

He-Man vs 4 Non-Blondes:

Put all the McBain clips on The Simpsons together and you get a vaguely coherent plot.

Who gives a fuck about ad awards? Not Y&R Toronto.

But hang on… Leo Burnett Budapest comes fighting back with some award-centric shitola:

Natalie Portman cries a lot (thanks, A):


The periodic table of swearing (thanks, A).

Amazingly beautiful painting, like a 3-D Hirst (Thanks, J):

Babies are just pissed, aren’t they? (Thanks, R):

A great British movie (Thanks, D):


And finally, a story to warm the cockles of your heart and the clip to go with it  (thanks, J):