I’ve been asked to make sure you’ve seen these two dire ads

Wow. That’s bad for lots of obvious reasons, but let me add one more: we all know how difficult it would be to get Uma Thurman and David LaChapelle involved in your ad, but like the Clooney/Malkovich/Gondry axis of excrement for Nespresso, the end result can be as bad as anything on TV. Such a shameful waste of expensive talent is a crying shame.

Then there’s this for McVities.

Utter crap, yes.

But then it makes me go and break my own rule about not posting about rip-offs anymore: