The writing course I’m doing
As you might have worked out from the title of this post, I’m doing a writing course.
It’s online and is run through Chuck Palahniuk’s website (he doesn’t ‘teach’ the course himself, but it is run by a Chuck approved guy called Mark Vanderloo).
Every week we get a lecture to read, then we get an assignment that leads to the writing of a short story (between 1000 and 5000 words) that we hand in on the weekend to be read and critted by the other people on the course.
I have to say, it’s been a real eye-opener. Last week’s assignment asked us to pretend to be someone else for half a day, interact with other people as that person, then write a story as if you are that person. Fascinating. I went to Camden Market and pretended to be an Italian tourist. Gelled my hair up, laughed at stupid T-shirts etc., then I wrote a frankly disgusting story (I would put it up here for you to read, but my mum reads this blog. Then again, she’s probably read worse from me. If you want to read it, email me). It was incredibly liberating and made me come up with something I would never otherwise have thought of.
This week is dialogue, and I’ve spent the morning eavesdropping on people in cafes, writing down their most interesting soundbites and weaving stories out of them.
I heartily recommend it to any of you who want to stretch your writing legs a bit.
Write club?
Veh good.
If someone says ‘stop’, goes limp and taps out – is the writing over?
Your dad reads this blog too. Am I being discriminated against???
Mums, innit? They’re all delicate little flowers and all that.
Dads=down the mine, storming the beaches at Normandy, reading disturbing short stories…
(I was just playing off the cliche.)
Writing club sounds like a good excuse for when the men in white coats come a knocking.
Mark Vanderloo. *chortle*
His name has ‘loo’ in it.
*chortle*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLph6ePNkGQ
His name made me crave a curry for lunch.
Brilliant ideas, will give them a go – thanks.
If anyone’s looking for a good real-world course this is a good one: http://www.londonwritingworkshops.com/
Maybe they should get the CHI creatives on this course?
Best thing overheard this week was 3 girls on the Picadilly line and one saying to another “Look at the last stop Lou, your two favourite things – “
Erm…I post as ‘vessel’ but didn’t write that last comment – I don’t know anything about CHI
TNG: genius.
TNG: You’re a funny man / woman
Elephants and Castles?
That’s weird.
Sorry, wrong line.
Picadilly?
Oh yeah, that’s good.
What’s the first rule of write club?