Fancy working for BMW?

(Thanks, P, for both the vid and the translation.)

Translation:
* internship at bmw? *
dialogue:
– What? internship at BMW?
– Yeah, why not?
– Nah… thats not what I need right now. I got enough stress going on at uni already. No time.
– Uhuhuuuu, pussy
– Thats how it is, stop taking the piss. And what should I do there? With all the arrogant suits?
– Why do you say arrogant?
– That’s how it is, just look at them. Apart form that, to get an intership at bmw you need connections – I dont have.
– Hahaha. Dude…

– Hey dude, think about how you talk. Your reasoning is pretty monotonous.
Dude, arrogance and hubris are a bad joke. Our cars are made using head and heart.
Inert and outmoded, dude, what a load of rubbish. It’s one of the best companies. Fact.
Have you ever looked into the possibilities BMW has on offer for you?
Sure, not everyone whos got what it takes will be let onboard,but if you dont apply, you’re checkmate already.
A career start without any effort? No. I say start it with an intership.
So leave your smart lecture rooms, go out into the world and realise your dreams.

Girl: Stand up!
Get active now! Take charge of the future. You know you can do it.

Girl: Stand up. Now or never.

Thats your chance, in addition to grey theory.
Girl: stand up
Don’t you see it makes sense? With an internship at BMW you are a winner.
Girl: Stand up. Now or never.
Take charge of the future
Girl: who says you can’t do it?

BMW is a company with a lot of heart
We are individual and not commerce.
We are innovative thinkers, got our own culture.
Our architecture also reflects that.
The internship doesnt have to be the end.
Write your final-year thesis here or start as a trainee.
You havent checked out bmw, so go and show them what you are capable of.

Girl: Stand up
Get active now! take charge of the future. You know you can do it.
Girl: Stand up! Now or never.
This is your chance. in addition to grey theory.
Girl: Stand up.

Don’t you see it makes sense? With an internship at bmw you are a winner.
Girl: Stand up! Now or never.
Take charge of the future
Girl: Who say you cant do it?
Stand up and apply now www.bmwgroup.jobs
dude singing about standing up
Insert:  *many thanks to marvin (apprentice at bmw group), mondher (intern at bmw group) and all other interns who decidingly supported this project*

I thought the whole point of winning WW2 was to stop stuff like this happening.

*Looks up Marshall Plan*

Bugger.