Shit voice Yoda impersonator has

A friend has volunteered to write a guest post about this ad, but while we wait for that may I just point out a couple of things?

1. The ad is 60 seconds long but is 100% over, finished, dead by 39 seconds.

2. George Lucas is a bigger pimp than Lord Monsignor Lovedaddy the third, who runs almost all the girls between 123rd and 125th.

3. I do a better Yoda impression than whoever did that one, and my Yoda is 3/10 at best.