I’m not 100% sure, but I think this is the most pathetic attempt at advertising I’ve ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPq7jVGPs3g&feature=player_embedded

1973 just called. It wants its ad back.

Check The always-wonderful Ad Contrarian for reasons why this is not only crass, bovine and dismal, but also a stupid waste of money.

And it’s not even that sexy. She’s been poorly shot and is hardly in it.

And this is far, far better for a squillionth of the budget: