I keep meaning to put this up, then I forget, remember again, forget again and finally I remember:

Just a reminder: that is the star of The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, Heat etc.

He can’t be that poor.

Is he that poor?

Al, if you’d said how tight things were we’d have had a whip round. We owe you. We have loved you.

Sea of Love, Donnie Brasco, even Scent of a sodding Woman.

HOOOOOO-AHHH!!! That’s what you said to win your Oscar.

I’D LOVE SOME CASH!!! That’s what you said a few months ago.


Oh, hang on, he’s already sunk a long way lower than that: