Some kind chap called Ben Darke found my first ad!

(Scrub to 3:08)

I confess to feeling a little uncomfortable watching that; after all, it’s a bit shit.

Then again, it was a different time, and my first ad.

As I played it my wife quoted all the words, while I muttered ‘what was I thinking?’

Anyway, enjoy, and if you watch it you have to put up a link to your own first ad, otherwise your children will die in agony (I don’t make up the rules).