Like a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pape, I’m fine like wine when I start to rap. We need body rockin’, not perfection. Let me get some action from the weekend.

Cannes is great (thanks, D):

Prince sings Starfish and Coffee on The Muppets:

Common household items that could kill you if you’re a fucking moron (thanks, T).

A huge amount of addictive fun (thanks, J).

Terrible ad placements (thanks, J).

Painting with Nigel Farage (thanks, J).

Amazing Star Wars scenes made from a single sheet of paper (thanks, G).

Shit my leg off, this is terrifying.

David Bowie’s dentures (thanks, T).