It doesn’t matter if you make a nicey-nicey ad for HSBC…

…They’re just such a massive collection of thundercunts that anything they now come out with just seems like a giant pair of fingers being shoved down your throat:

Eg: when the man is sad on the floor of the lift I just wonder if he’s feeling some guilt at being connected to HSBC laundering money from Mexican drug cartels. And when he’s laughing with those Asian gentlemen it might be because they all benefitted from HSBC’s illegal tax avoidance schemes in Switzerland.


Fuck off.