How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean, by providence impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be the weekend?

Every movie would end better to Walk of Life by Dire Straits (thanks, K).

Monty Python’s letter to all the Life of Brian haters (thanks, T).

Bowie’s lost years in LA (thanks, T).

What’s it like to write a successful piece of shit? (Thanks, J.)

Every bomb dropped by the allies in WW2 (thanks, T2; apologies for the Daily Mail link).

Oddly satisfying power wash videos (thanks, J2).

Spike Lee’s 87 essential films (thanks, E).

Odd and dirty Ghostbusters remix (thanks, K):

Can you fold a piece of paper more than seven times?

All of Donald Trump’s lies.