Ming: Klytus, I’m bored. What play thing can you offer me today? Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K System, your majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet Earth. Ming: How peaceful it looks. Ming: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Klytus: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, most effective, your majesty. Will you destroy… the weekend?

Brian Blessed explains his beefs:

Director’s cuts that improve on the original (thanks, A).

Map Men: dropping funny knowledge (thanks, D):

Track Scotland’s beautifully named snowploughs.

Drive and listen.

The world’s gold, visualised.