What Mike Skinner can teach us about, well, all sorts of things

I’m reading ‘The Story of the Streets’, Mike Skinner’s autobiographical account of the rise and relative disappearance of his band.

It’s pretty interesting because Mike is perceptive, honest and incisive:

‘I think everyone who does something creative  has got some kind of flaw or insecurity that helps drive them to do what they do. As a general rule, artists value themselves quite low; that’s why they want to add value by doing things. Weaknesses often become your biggest strengths. People with no insecurities don’t tend to make very good art’

Well, he can’t speak for every great artist, but you can see where he’s coming from. Your weaknesses don’t have to involve drink, drugs or shouting, but the idea that people who strive for anything are doing so to fill a hole makes a fair bit of sense. But is it the case that the greater the weakness, the greater the striving for success? After all, if you’ve got a big hole it’s going to take more to fill it (so to speak). Makes you wonder what lies behind Charles Saatchi or John Hegarty.

‘The fundamental truth that underlies this situation (being able to get by on reputation if your work is a bit shit) is that no one can effect change independently of other people. It’s possible to trigger change – you can be the catalyst – but that change only comes about as a result of people acting according to their own free will, and no one else has any control over that. You might think governments have infinite power, but they’re pretty powerless in reality; all they can do is hope to make decisions people agree with, and then try to make it look like they should get the credit for that.’

I’d never thought of it like that. We all know that the homogenisation of politics is pretty ridiculous these days (in the first mayoral election since the riots Boris and Ken are arguing over different types of bus), but they’re all just trying to tell us what we want to hear. As much as you might disagree with many decisions the government makes, those decisions would not get by without a large chunk of the electorate approving of them. How sad.

‘The other taboo is the idea that any aspect of creativity can be taught and learnt rather than divinely decreed.’

I’ve written posts about that before: the idea that we’re all capable of acquiring 99% of anyone else’s creativity through dedication and hard work. But that doesn’t mean the opinions of planners and account people’s are necessarily worth listening to, after all, they haven’t done the work, but I’d hasten to suggest that most creatives haven’t either.

‘The success of A Grand Don’t Come For Free made me realise that there’s only one way of reaching a certain type of person, and that’s by being big. You’re just not gonna reach them by any other means… The truth is there’s a wider audience which you’ll only have a chance of connecting with once you’ve reached a certain level of recognisability. It makes no difference if what you do is perfectly calculated to appeal to them; if it doesn’t come through the right channels they won’t notice it.’

Again, not something I’d ever really thought of. Have you ever had that moment where you find a YouTube clip that’s had 600,000 views and you have no idea why or how? Or your own clip has failed to make it past 10,000 views? Well, success begets success. It’s like when there’s a surge of opinion in all the right places for the quality of an ad: that opinion then becomes the mainstream; people are less inclined to speak against it and the snowball keeps on rolling… All the way to those guys who don’t give a shit about anything until several million other people do. The world is not made of early adopters or people (like me) who can never now by Beats By Dre headphones because they are repelled by their ubiquity.

I’m only halfway through, so there may be more interesting points to come, but that’ll do for a Monday.



weekend

Read the reviews of Veet for men (thanks, S).

What happens when you don’t know how to spell Cologne? (Thanks, J.)

Thug FAIL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ufdlOj1SbVo

Worldwide penis size map (thanks, J).

Photoshop celebrities into your party photos.

Werner Herzog’s amazing letter to his cleaning lady (thanks, C).

Gondry’s crazy cars for The Blenheim Gang (thanks, T).

The best way to get timesheets done.

Dicking around at 2500fps (thanks, D):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lUZ-e2SkeMI#!

Fuck you, broccoli (thanks, J).



How Dave Droga Judges ads

(Via @awoooooga.)

Apparently there was a Saatchi-wide presentation in front of all the Proctor and Gamble bigwigs. All the Saatchi CDs had to answer the same question. After this happened, Dave had to go to hospital to have his tongue surgically removed from his cheek.



D&AD

D&AD has puzzled me again this year:

1. What’s with the half-ceremony with no Black Pencils thing? Many of you might not even be aware that the Silvers were handed out on Thursday evening to an audience of… no idea. Way to make what is already a damp, damp, damp, damp, damp, squib of an award scheme just a little bit damper.

2. Some rather odd awards/non-awards. I’ll just concentrate on two because they’ll help me make further points: in TV, John Lewis, winner of all best ad at the BTAAs and Creative Circle ends up merely ‘In-Book’. Look, I understand that different people have different opinions, but come the fuck on. Surely even a foreign person can tell how good that ad is (for the avoidance of doubt, that sentence is supposed to be tongue in cheek). What really happened on that jury? What bets were called in? Who did the people of Adam and Eve unwittingly piss off? Who has pictures of who with a donkey and a tub of Swarfega? I think it’s clear that a jury who awards that essentially a Bronze is wrongheaded in some way. And I guess the composition of that Jury might go some way to explaining what has happened here: Nick Bell is a legend, Paul Shearer has produced some UK classics, Lizie Gower’s production company has churned out many of this country’s recent greats, Mark Tutssell might be away with the fairies, but he used to have form… But the others? I think each of them falls down on the criteria of either quality or UK-ness or both.

The second is Walls. I know five Golds at BTAA doesn’t mean as much as it used to, but it’s usually a 100% indicator of inclusion in the D&AD annual. This year, zilch. Again, I have no fucking idea how that happened. It’s funny, different, original work for a big brand that stands out like the testicles of the dog in the ring case. Please can someone on the jury stop by here and explain that decision?

3. I hear D&AD is trying to be even more international. Oh shit. It really is fucked now. Cannes owns that scene and here’s why: good speakers, good weather, more prestige and more publicity. If D&AD wants to compete on that territory it will fail miserably. In ten years it’s gone from seeming superior to Cannes to acting like its desperate kid brother.

Does any of the above matter? Of course not. If they want to collapse and slip away to nothing, that’s their business.



The Happiness Advantage



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Brilliant use of Twitter from Smart Argentina (thanks, P)

Michael Barrymore being John Barnes in a most offensive way (thanks, J):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKnL54cBjbA&sns=tw

Amusingly inappropriate digital ad placements (thanks, J).

Cage performs Cage (thanks, P):

The worst things in the world (thanks, P).

The digital executioner (thanks, J).

Thou shalt not commit logical fallacies (thanks, W).

The greatest sandwich ever made (thanks, J).

Hot women with beards (thanks, J).

Gram of Thrones (thanks, J).

Ross Geller invented Dubstep (thanks, J):



Lovely new Audi ad

What I really like about this ad is its elegant density: it manages to cram so many product messages into such delicate images that you just have to take your hat off to it then lick the screen for a bit.

It says: Audi have made cars for ages; Audi made innovative cars that were (are) ahead of their time; Audi persisted with their innovations despite ridicule; Audi drivers are just that little bit different, in a good way; and Audi make really bloody tasty cars now.

All in a very beautiful piece of film.

Incidentally, my 6-year-old son saw an Audi estate this morning and thought it was the most amazing car he’d ever clapped eyes on. He’s seen Ferraris and Lamborghinis, so I’ve no idea what hallucinogens I’d accidentally added to his Weetabix, but there’s a fan for the future.

(Interest declared: it was done by my friends Mat and Ian at BBH.)



The great gift of ignorance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibaKFb33a10&feature=player_embedded



John Cleese on Creativity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VShmtsLhkQg



weekend

Change any site to Comic Sans (thanks, J).

OMG!!!!!! Apparently the sinking of the Titanic actually happened!!!11! (Thanks, G.)

Awkwardly self-erotic sporting moments (thanks, J).

25 best Draw Something drawings (thanks, E).

The heartwarming tale of Caine’s arcade:

A very beautiful kilometre of paper (thanks, K):

http://vimeo.com/37796909

Rory Sutherland on Influence (thanks, J):

Stunning wind map (thanks, K).