This looks good (and RIP Farah Fawcett, and maybe Michael Jackson (he’s not dead as I write this. UPDATE: He just popped his clogs. Time to get your money back on those O2 tickets. Look, I realise this is a Princess Diana moment for many of you, so feel free to use this blog as a focus for your tributes, grief, jokes about him being a pedlo and righteous ire at his getting away with all those terrible things he did)).
(Second Update: Apparently the O2 concerts are going to go ahead. He won’t sing, but he will hum a bit.)