Here’s Why Cannes Is A Giant Pile Of Cuntcrack
As Damon Collins Tweeted: ‘Something that probably never ran got entered twice.’
Ads for Scrabble, I ask you…
Every last one of them is complete and utter bullshit.
Who the fuck has to advertise Scrabble?
Who would see such an ad and say, ‘Fuck me, look at all those words which contain the letter A. I really need to go and buy a Scrabble set’?
It’s the epitome of wankheap tossbucket shitebubble crapola.
“This is a complete shock, it took my breath away as the campaign [for Scrabble] was just so beautiful it took my breath away,” said one juror, speaking to MediaGuardian.co.uk. “Someone needs to look beyond the decision to strip it and realise that for whatever reason it failed in 2008 it shows the true longevity of the idea that it managed to win in 2010.”
Juror, whoever you are, you need to get out a fuck of a lot more.
And now there's a grand prix for every possible thing. A "cyber" grand prix in 2010? and now apparently a grand prix for "good". we all know the only one anyone really cares about is the film one. everything else is a bore. 😉
You would say that (smiley face made out of etc.)
Here's to Old Spice getting the biggie.
However, if Canal + gets it I wouldn't complain.
I like cuntcrack. Are you saying Cannes is good like cuntcrack or bad like cuntcrack?
Bad.
whre can I see his scrabble ad?
But cuntcrack isn't bad.
Where can I see Cuntcrack? Bad or good, I'm easy.
You captured exactly what I was thinking, and I don't even know what half of those words mean.
18:16 there's a lot of bad and good cuntcrack down the croisette right now.
The press and most of the outdoor categories at any award show are bullshit.
Everyone on that jury knows most of the ads never ran and were made just so some cunt called tarquin or (these days Pablo or Hi tan gun wa) could get himself a lion.
The best work now is direct, promo. Even some of the cyber stuff was great. That teleporter thing in pubs for the beer was smart and engaging, as was the direct grand prix.
Print is dead and buried, it's just twats like mark tuttsel who talk it up so the junket keeps on rolling.
Write the future will win film grand prix, unlucky for the old spice lads that it came out, but fuck em, they'll get a gold instead.
here is the making of the grand prix winning old spice ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDk9jjdiXJQ&feature=player_embedded#!