Bodkins is at it again…

‘Who shall we use for this ad?’

‘Well, my daughter likes those two chaps off the X-Factor. How about them?’

‘What, Jedward?’

‘That’s them, but I forgot to mention, my daughter has severe brain damage. She doesn’t like them so much as drool a bit more when they come on the TV.’

‘Well, you’re the client. That’s absolutely fine with us.’

(And what’s with the completely pointless and wrong use of the word ‘then’ in the headline?)