Good morning.

I’m in a very, very good mood today.

Last night, my wife and I finished our first screenplay.


It’s has an interesting plot: a man’s premature ejaculation is so bad, every time he has sex he goes back in time.

It’s called Fuck Me Backwards*.

So what happens next?

Well, I’m going to be soliciting advice from friends and acquaintances who have experience of such things.

And that extends to the readers of this blog.

If you can help, or have any advice, please leave a comment or email me at



*I understand this title may well have to change, but that’s it for now.