Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like the weekend?

The awesome script for the pilot of Breaking Bad.

Fold a T-shirt in five seconds:

Could NY sitcom characters afford their apartments?

A dictionary of things we don’t have words for.

You never actually touch anything:

Every single possible combination of letters arranged in 410 page books would have the story of your life and death, wouldn’t it?