If This Is A Blog Then What's Christmas?

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1. The VO that just reads out the supers. Why both? For blind people or deaf people? Neither of whom will make the most of a TV streaming service.

2. And the VO is creepy. He says ‘nowadays everybody does it’ like he’s just sidled up to an innocent first-timer at a wife swapping party.

3. There’s an air of smugness, like they’re terribly pleased with themselves for spotting the groundbreaking existence of the hitherto-very-well-known Fosbury Flop.  ‘And over there, if you look carefully, is a bear shitting in the woods.’

4. ‘Someone must dare to change the rules’? Yes, but how does Wuaki do that? It seems to be another version of Netflix, or Apple TV, or Virgin Media or X-Box Live or loads of comparable things. What rules have been changed other than the rules for how enormously you can overstate a very insignificant occurrence?

5. Did they intend for it to sound like ‘Whacky’? If so, odd intention; if not, oops.

6. Dick at the end. The real Dick. He’s alive! Who is? Dick Fosbury! Who gives a fuck? It’s not JFK, or Buzz Aldrin. It’s some old feller who could jump pretty high in the 60s. That’s mildly interesting, like finding out Living In A Box are still touring.

7. ‘Dare’? Is it daring to provide what seems to be a streaming service? Is Marcus Mumford Keith Moon?

8. It all feels very pan-European, if not, pan-global, but ironically it will appeal to precisely 0% of that globe.

(This is a verified letter that has been burning up the interwebs of late.)

Dear Mister Cranston.

I wanted to write you this email – so I am contacting you through Jeremy Barber – I take it we are both represented by UTA . Great agency.

I’ve just finished a marathon of watching “BREAKING BAD” – from episode one of the First Season – to the last eight episodes of the Sixth Season. (I downloaded the last season on AMAZON) A total of two weeks (addictive) viewing.

I have never watched anything like it. Brilliant!

Your performance as Walter White was the best acting I have seen – ever.

I know there is so much smoke blowing and sickening bullshit in this business, and I’ve sort of lost belief in anything really.

But this work of yours is spectacular – absolutely stunning. What is extraordinary, is the sheer power of everyone in the entire production. What was it? Five or six years in the making? How the producers (yourself being one of them), the writers, directors, cinematographers…. every department – casting etc. managed to keep the discipline and control from beginning to the end is (that over used word) awesome.

From what started as a black comedy, descended into a labyrinth of blood, destruction and hell. It was like a great Jacobean, Shakespearian or Greek Tragedy.

If you ever get a chance to – would you pass on my admiration to everyone – Anna Gunn, Dean Norris, Aaron Paul, Betsy Brandt, R.J. Mitte, Bob Odenkirk, Jonathan Banks, Steven Michael Quezada – everyone – everyone gave master classes of performance … The list is endless.

Thank you. That kind of work/artistry is rare, and when, once in a while, it occurs, as in this epic work, it restores confidence.

You and all the cast are the best actors I’ve ever seen.

That may sound like a good lung full of smoke blowing. But it is not. It’s almost midnight out here in Malibu, and I felt compelled to write this email.

Congratulations and my deepest respect. You are truly a great, great actor.

Best regards

Tony Hopkins.

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(Thanks, V.)

On Friday I went to see one of the masterclass talks of the London Film Festival. It was an interview with Alfonso Cuaron and Tim Webber, respectively the director and VFX supervisor of this:

I am pant-wettingly excited to see that. It has 97% on Rotten Tomatoes and just broke the October opening record in America.

So Alfonso and Tim went through the processes by which they made this incredible epic, and I thought I’d share their wisdom with you:

1. It took four-and-a-half years to make. I love that. In this disposable, forgettable, surface world some things take time. Producing work of real quality takes time. Completely reinventing the field of special effects takes time. And that’s OK. Greatness takes as long as it takes. Perhaps gun control will also take time. Actually, maybe four-and-a-half years is quick for something like that. As someone who spends at least a year on a novel, if not two, I’m comfortable with starting a project whose end is too distant to see. Maybe I should spend longer and aim higher…

2. Alfonso has no problem killing his babies. When asked if he left anything great on the cutting room floor he replied that he found it funny that Tim and the cinematographer were gutted to see their best shot fall by the wayside, but Alfonso has no problem shedding excess baggage. He was then asked if it would resurface on the DVD. He didn’t seem keen on the idea.

3. I asked him a question (that was quite exciting, by the way. If any of you go to a talk with someone who is truly brilliant at something you love, ask them a question). I wanted to know if, after such a long process, where they could not have been sure if such groundbreaking techniques would work, are they happy at the rapturous reception Gravity has enjoyed, or are they just relieved. Alfonso said, ‘After a fox has been chased by a pack of hounds for four-and-a-half years, when the chase finally ends, is he happy? No. he’s happy when he can relax or paint or whatever. I just felt massive relief’. Tim agreed.

4. Tim revealed that Alfonso has an eye for everything, which made everyone do their job better because they knew Alfonso would spot any mistake. Then Alfonso said that whenever he pointed something out to Tim he would reply ‘I know,’ as in ‘I’ve got it covered’. He said that was fine. What he couldn’t stand would be to point something out to someone on his crew and have them go, ‘Oh! Yeah, I didn’t see that’. He said he absolutely trusts everyone in his crew and deliberately hires people better than him. That way he never has to spot mistakes. I think that’s interesting: if you know you’ve done something shit, don’t wait for it to be pointed out to you or hope you’ll get away with it; sort it out.

They were both very nice, charming, funny guys.

Roll on November 8th.

Awkward sexy (thanks, J).

Best infographics ever.

Watch this and spend the next four minutes going ‘Fuuuuuuuck’:

WW2 day by day (thanks, A):

10 dinosaur-on-human sex novels.

Take it away, Miley and Sinead (thanks, D):

http://vimeo.com/76171895#

Here is today (thanks, J).

Amazing behind-the-scenes movie moments (thanks, G).

80s American DJs with topless women (thanks, B).

Sir Hegarty’s fave ads (thanks, V).

Parents who nailed it on Hallowe’en (thanks, G).

All Saul Bass’s film posters (thanks, J).

Awwwwwwesoooooommmmmmme:

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Drugs in the movies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKMemlQf3IU#t=75

Life advice from Frank Gehry (thanks, E).

The other day I was reading this post (it’s from the blog I recommended last week, written by the writer of Pirates Of The Caribbean and Shrek).

It really struck a chord with me, especially the part where he calculates the number of days he has left before he turns 60 (the age after which no one is that surprised if you happen to drop dead). He’s 42, so it turns out he has around 6,500 days left (and bearing in mind that column was written a good decade ago, he’s down to less than half that now). Of course, he might live to be 120, but then again he might not, and it’s far better to err on the side of caution, because if you get it wrong the stakes are pretty high.

I was chatting on exactly this subject to Mark Denton. He then gave me a way of looking at it that was for more chilling/inspiring:

if you think about your whole life as a week, what day are you on?

I know life expectancy is increasing, but if you divide your seventy years into a decade per day, are you, like me, coming up to bedtime on Thursday? Or have you perhaps reached Friday teatime?

Whichever it is, maybe that’ll sharpen your thinking enough to swap the odd evening of GTAV for a few hours progressing that much-ignored screenplay.

The clock is ticking…

(Thanks, L.)

Eight years ago I (along with Daryl, my then joint CD) gave a job to a placement team. They got their first-ever ad into the The One Show, while their next got four D&AD entries. So they turned out to be pretty good.

Fast forward a few years: they left, and the female half of the duo, a young lady called Alex Holder, got a succession of jobs in better agencies than ours, found a new creative partner, and ended up in Mother London (via W&K). Her work has continued to be excellent, but so have the extra-curricular projects that find her in the national press on a far more regular basis than anyone else I know.

Which leads me to the most recent stop on her journey to make my initial faith in her look incredibly wise…

A couple of weeks ago she emailed me to explain about Project Bush (love that pun), an initiative to get young women to feel more normal about their muffs instead of being browbeaten into thinking that they had to emulate the more extreme topiary of porn stars. This noble initiative resulted in 95 ladies going to Mother London to have their vajayjays photographed for an upcoming exhibition (here is one woman’s experience). It was also covered in all sorts of media, including The Guardian, and The Telegraph.

But just as I was being quite impressed with that, a second, larger, more significant movement began.

Make Them Pay seeks to highlight the inequality that still exists between male and female pay. The idea is that women should ask men who do the same job as them what they earn and confront the bosses who perpetuate sexual inequality in remuneration. This has brought the issue out into the open to such an extent that Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has given his support to the campaign, possibly leading to a change in the law.

That seems like a pretty useful couple of days in the office.

Hats off to Alex (and Elle UK, who joined forces with ad agencies to see what could be done in the name of feminism (although they have nothing to do with Project Bush)).

This is what Feminism looks like in 2013. If you’re wondering if you can make a difference to any issue that pisses you off, be inspired to do something.

If you’re interested in what Alex does next, follow her on Twitter.

It’s kind of another creative side project, but it’s certainly one of the most interesting:

Mark Denton’s wife, Anna, wrote an excellent play a while back (her first) and asked me to read it. I thought it was excellent and congratulated her on a fine job.

The following year consisted of several Facebook status updates where she outlined her frustration in trying to find the backing to put it on.

In the end she and Mark have done the whole thing themselves, booking it for a month at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith. They hired the director, cast, stage designer etc. and set about making it happen. Then they produced the advertising (thanks to Dave Dye) and suddenly Anna was filling Facebook with stories of the ups and downs of staging a play in a proper theatre in London.

Having enjoyed reading it I was looking forward to seeing it in the flesh, which I finally did last night.

It was excellent.

Really, really good.

Funny, moving and full of great lines that wouldn’t be out of place in a script by Mike Leigh.

I’m immensely impressed that they put their money where their mouths are, but more than that, as a writer, I’m impressed by how bloody good it is.

It’s running until the end of the month, so go and see it. On the one hand you get to see a really good play, and on the other you get to support a new talent. She’ll keep writing (a musical is in the works) and we’ll keep having great stuff to see.

(In case you missed the link above, you can book tickets here. And here’s a review that isn’t from me.)

Brilliant complaint notes (thanks, R).

Breaking Bad characters review Amazon products.

The faces of Facebook (thanks, J).

Read like Bowie (thanks, S).

Ricky Gervais on writing (thanks, D).

A Cheers outline.

Russians who look like Hollywood stars (thanks, D).

Advice from Billy Bob Thornton.

Guillermo Del Toro’s Simpsons titles.