Around this time of year people seem to undergo the ultimately futile process of trying to improve themselves.
Take it from me: you’re fine as you are.
Especially you, you lovely little thing.
But if you still want to take on the battle of self-esteem vs yummy booze, here’s a little help created by my friend Oli Kellett and his partner, Stine:
You can click through the booklet here.
Good luck not being a useless shitestain!