Topical Addition To OK Ad Makes it Roughly Four Times Better Than It Was

(Thanks, D.)



Five Years Of Free D&AD Annuals

Available here.

Sorry if the title of this post gave you the impression that there was actually a way of getting five paper, book-type annuals.

Actually, that would be an interesting piece of research: if you were misled by the title of this post were you disappointed that I wasn’t actually offering free annuals?

If most of you were then that would suggest that D&AD shouldn’t go and make the annual online only. There’s something solid and authoritative about a big old book. Theoretically appropriate.

Last week’s poll suggested that 54% of you would prefer to be shit and rich than good and poor. That was quite close. I was hoping that the question would settle once and for all the age-old question that informs so many of the significant decisions we make in our lives. Unfortunately it wasn’t like that. The answer was vague and inconclusive. I think that says a lot. I once did Robert McKee’s screenwriting seminar (it was very good if you’re thinking of going) and he said human beings are 50% good and 50% bad, because otherwise one side would have won over the other by now. Interesting. Maybe he’s right.

New poll in a minute or two (when I’ve thought of a question).

Ah, and here’s Mashables’ ten best virals of the year. About half of them reached me during their campaigns.



Campaign Of The Year*

*If you’re on acid.

(Thanks, Mashable.)



Awards On The Way

Great idea, but some really fine craft too.

Shot by Chris Palmer. I think the team was Toby and Jim@BBH.

(Thanks, Phil.)



Loads Of Things For The Weekend

Guy Maddin’s The Heart of the World:

And I’m not very fond of Kevin Spacey (he just plays the same snidey, supercilious shitcake in all his movies) but this is genius:

(Thanks, J.)

And if you’re still bored, how about the greatest long tracking shots of all time?

Or checking out Scorsese’s top movies of the nineties?

And if DHM wants to know where to take the Smooth Radio print campaign, here’s a suggestion.

Still need to waste time?

OK, OK…One last thing…

You can’t still be bored? You are? Jesus…

OK, this has to be the last one: the best performances of the 00s.

And the real, absolute last, last, last, last, last one is this clip from a sitcom I was watching the other day where a man went mad selling energy drinks to old people in a cafe. I wondered how it happened, then I found this clip on Cinematical (it’s got Spike Jonze acting in it):

PS: I forgot this:



BMW’s Up For Pitch

For the first time in 29 years.

Can someone explain what’s going on there?

BMW does excellent, award-winning, brand-building brilliance through WCRS for 30 years, then this festering abortion is foisted on us by another agency in TEXAS:

…and suddenly WCRS have to fight for the account.

What’s that like? That’s like a loving and faithful husband who does nothing but good, surprising and interesting things for his relationship, helping both himself and his wife to grow better together. Then, after about thirty years, the wife runs off with Fred FUCKING West, who writes ‘WIFE SUCKS SHIT’ in human excrement on a billboard, and far from it being an experience that makes her see the error of her ways, she makes the husband beg to take her back.

Something not quite right there.



Ads/Ad BLogs Of The Decade

Vote for and watch the ad contenders here.

Did anyone else forget the decade was coming to a close?

I was just sitting here minding my own business when suddenly I couldn’t move for decade-based reviews.

Anyway, here are my top ten advertising blogs of the decade (they’re based on the scientific measurement of whether or not I read them on a regular basis):

1. Scamp. Ah, I remember Scamp. It was where all the shit hit the fan. Simon and his magic fingers, playing us all like a fucking viola by innocently throwing an ad into the arena and seeing if it got mauled to shreds or frottered to oblivion. Happy days.

2. Dave Trott. I always, always, always come away from one of Dave’s two blogs feeling cleverer, sometimes with a story about heroin and the New York Dolls; other times with an exploration of Bertrand Russell.

3. The Ad Contrarian. I love the fact that an unanonymous (try saying those two words with a mouthful of frozen peas) agency head puts his always-correct-yet-always-provocative opinions out there for all to see.

4. I Am The Client. This is a new one, but I have to say that it’s the one that makes me jealous. Brilliantly written, funny, sad and poignant with swearing that makes The Thick Of It look like Blue Peter. It tells a great story with perceptive, incisive, hilarious characterisation that actually made me go back and read the entire archive.

5. Rory Sutherland’s. Always brilliant, but he doesn’t post enough, so marks off for that.

6. Sell! Sell! A righteous mix of new things you haven’t seen and ad opinions from the moral high ground.

7. DHM Murmurs. Lovely agency, lovely people. Arsenal fans. Good to see a decent agency blog. Odd, when you think about how agencies like to proclaim themselves to be digital, yet they don’t even get themselves out there in this fairly simple format.

8. Escape Pod. Look! You can read the wisdom of a Cannes Grand Prix winner who made an ad that you defintely did an impression of. Now Vinny Warren has an agency that produces really good work ten years on from that.

9. Welcome To Optimism. Unlike DHM’s, WTO isn’t so much a dissection of Adlife as a dissection of W&K. The insight this must give to all the people who are gagging to work within its painfully cool walls should be commended. How Neil finds the time to update it, I have no idea, but it might explain why Wieden’s is one of the least respected agencies in the world (smiley face made out of punctuation).

10. The Toadstool. Perversely I sometimes feel like looking at things from a more businesslike and American perspective. I can’t explain why. At least this blog allows me to do that and enjoy myself.

There are loads of others that I love for a week or two then forget about then rediscover and kick myself for missing out on, then forget about again, so their quality is not in question but if they don’t stick, they don’t stick.



Looking For The Perfect Christmas Present?

Good luck.

In the meantime, you can buy someone Dave Trott’s book.

(I bet this comes out really small:)

I haven’t read it, so I can’t really recommend it, but I read both his blogs and it’s got the best bits of those plus some other stuff.

As Dave would say: Enjoy!

(He wouldn’t say that at all, by the way. It’s just a little joke between me and whoever was reading his twitter feed a couple of weeks ago.)

UPDATE: I have now bought my copy and am all excited, like a ten-year-old who knows a Go-Go Hamster is on the way.



Drench Hamsters

Being a bit thick about these things, it’s taken me a couple of years to realise this is the latest version of Heineken Refreshes/I Bet He Drinks Carling Black Label/Withabix campaign.

But the interesting thing there is that we’ve now had three classics and one good-but-too-young-to-call-it-a-classic campaigns out of essentially the same idea: ingest our product and be improved to the nth degree.

I guess if you strip that back even further – our product will improve you -it’s probably the strategy behind loads more brilliant campaigns (The Economist for one).

Proving that there’s no such thing as a pot calling bird in the glass houses.

Or something.

(By the way, also in this list would be Berocca, as this hamster ad is kind of a moving extension of that press ad they did a couple of years ago where the hamster and the research professor swapped places. Ten seconds searching on t’internet failed to dig it up, but it got in D&AD a couple of years ago.)



Disparate Items

Here’s the new Dixon’s Ad from M&C Saatchi. Excellent bit of writing, Mr. Dicketts (bigger here):

And here’s a link to a cool web thing called Ommwriter (thanks, C.) that makes writing even more of a pleasure than it already is.

Some Googlefun (Thanks again, the same C).

I’ve said this on Twitter and Facebook, but if you’re not with me on those, please check out Zombieland. It’s a thing of hilarious, wonderful beauty:

Finally, according to last week’s poll, more of you than I expected have done an ad you’re proud of this year. Congratulations. By the time you read this there might be a new question.